Dear Hot Pink Nails: You are amazing and worth sitting near those three over-30 hipster girls talking about Coachella and how when one of them had the sides of her head shaved she "looked skinny" for almost 2 hours. Dear Three 30-Something Hipster Chicks: Thank God you are going to Coachella week 1 and not week 2, because I never need to see you again. Dear Friday the 13: Give me wha'cho got! Dear Good Dinner with Great Friends: You remind me how many good people I know in LA and how many great things there are to do with them. Thanks for helping me give a deserving friend the "happy birthday" she deserved. Dear Nike She Runs LA 10K: Both my knees are shot from the marathon, but I'll be...and I'll be dressed as Micheal Jackson. Rest assured. Dear Secret Competition I am in with Everyone I Know: After being named MVP at Nike Training Club on Tuesday and having my yoga instructor compliment my vinyasa on Monday I am feeling confident I might just be "winning" right now.